reblogged from youjustrealized (originally youjustrealized)
20Mar14
18:03
+ 171

troyesivan:

SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS MOMENT

reblogged from ruinedchildhood (originally pinkricee)
20Mar14
13:33
+ 383872
reblogged from aquaschemer (originally togifs)
08Mar14
9:12
+ 724731
reblogged from moriarty (originally amajor7)
07Mar14
22:32
+ 284562

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Two sentence horror stories.

reblogged from iamhopeman (originally this-is-cthulhu-privilege)
07Mar14
22:18
+ 27167

seraphica:

Excentrique - Skirts [x]

reblogged from tricksterredux (originally seraphica)
28Feb14
20:12
+ 73122
  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • woman: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • woman: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • woman:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • woman:
  • society:
  • woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • woman:
  • society: what third option?
  • woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
reblogged from whichwaytoowonderland (originally literaryroses)
24Feb14
21:29
+ 277037

partyinthenunnery:

Fictional Places

reblogged from tricksterredux (originally partyinthenunnery)
24Feb14
21:22
+ 201598
reblogged from goshorter (originally goshorter)
16Feb14
22:24
+ 23
reblogged from pixie-cropped (originally bobsandnapes)
16Feb14
12:28
+ 99
reblogged from aquaschemer (originally sorrtt)
13Feb14
22:11
+ 195236

catchandelier:

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

oh god my eyes can’t handle the beauty

reblogged from aquaschemer (originally rneerkat)
13Feb14
21:48
+ 209302
reblogged from mordorisforlovers (originally ankuuu)
13Feb14
21:45
+ 36

221bbarricade:

moriartea-party:

lumos5001:

justlokilizeit:

NOBODY EVERY FULLY DIES IN THIS SHOW

today on what fandom does this belong to…

well I think we can safely rule out Les Mis

image

reblogged from thedoctorknows (originally dothelokiimotion)
13Feb14
21:44
+ 45633

christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

reblogged from i-triple-dog-odair-you (originally thatwetshirt)
13Feb14
20:58
+ 195518