hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk: post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it no more selfies allowed blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted heroin will be legalized george bush will become president again stock market will crash korea will blow the US up world war 3
meladoodle: we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
I just got back from The Great Gatsby....
crowbara: givememountaindew: and I swear 40% of it looks like this lmfao
myrddinmata-druidofthefandoms: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now?
avengersassemble-inmypants: ladyofrohan: do you ever get an aching feeling in your stomach when you remember middle earth isnt real, you never got your hogwart’s acceptance letter and never will, the doctor isnt coming to whisk you away in the tardis, and the avengers arent really out there keeping earth safe?
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
tony-wiseau: atkid: everyflight-beginswith-afall: weaponizedwit: cutintostars: I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out. ...
What has Supernatural given to you over the years?
Jared: It introduced me to my wife!
Jared: BEAT THAT!
Jensen: ...it introduced me to your wife.
cakeybots: the only canon cosplay
ohmygil: Batman jokes will never get old. Like his parents.
babyspeight: sometimes i’m sad but then i remember that jim beaver and mark sheppard are actually an old married couple (yes, it’s real!)